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16 July 2009 @ 12:20 am
There is no gag real. Oh, no. There is none.
 
 
[info]wing2j and I had this whole thing planned out. We discussed the fact that we were simultaneously too old and too busy at work to pull off a midnight show, so we'd buy tickets for the earliest possible show once we were both off the train.

At 6 PM, I picked him up from the train, and we left his car at the station and beelined to the the theater. We grabbed our tickets, grabbed sodas and popcorn and dashed in to be sure that we could get good seats. (Far enough back that our necks wouldn't be twisted, but with a seat on the aisle for [info]wing2j so he can stick his legs out into said aisle.)

We sat through a half hour's worth of theater preprogramming: stupid Coke commercials, some lame Mitsubishi Lancer ad, and a full ten-minute long ad for that godforsaken rodents-with-weapons flick G4.

Finally, the movie started. It was great! We laughed!Spoiler ) I poked [info]wing2j in the arm at all the Ron/Hermione moments! He rolled his eyes! We laughed at Draco's stupid ring! It was happening! We were finally watching Half Blood Prince! It was our reward for what has been a shit-tastic week! (Don't even ask me about how we didn't have running water for nearly 24 hours.)

And then...the emergency lights went on in the theater. But it was okay! We could still see the movie, even though it was a little washed out! I slid out after ten minutes to go tell someone up front that the lights were on! They told me that they knew and they were working on it! But it was okay, because the movie was still running! Sure, I spent $13/ticket to sit in a well-lit theater where the screen was getting kinda washed out, but I was still seeing the movie!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand theeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn...the screen went dark. The air conditioning shorted out. We sat there, in the dark, kinda sweaty, until the manager came into our theater and said 'Hey, don't worry, it's cool, the power is out but it should be on in ten minutes or so, we're on the phone with the electric company.'

So we sat some more. And then we looked at the time on our phones, and realized that we'd been sitting in the dark for a half an hour and it seemed kind of futile to stay any more, even for Potter, so we decided to leave, get our reimbursement tickets, and go home.

Well, we tried to leave, but the crowd to get reimbursement tickets was backed up literally to the back corner of a fourteen screen multiplex. There were children crying because they couldn't see their movie. Did I mention the air conditioning was out?

Finally, management grew a brain and told the amassed crowd that they could show up with their stub from this evening and they would honor them for either the same or a different movie on any other day.

And then we went home and sat on the couch and read comic books.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is the tale of Why I Have Only Seen One Hour of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and why I both think it is kind of hilarious (COME ON, WHAT ELSE COULD HAPPEN TO US THIS WEEK?) and really, really fucking annoying.

We're trying again tomorrow. Light a candle or something. Pray for us. At this rate with this week, we figure the place will be absorbed by the time-space continuum an hour and a half in tomorrow.
 
 
I'm not going to NPS year, and that's fine, but I still like to look at the bout draw, but seriously: it makes no fucking sense.

Forgive me for putting on my old man pants, but in my day, each team was named after the city from which they originated, and if a city had more than one team, the name was the city + the venue name.

Now we've got teams like:

Java Monkey
Slam Free or Die [okay, I can probably figure that one out]
LionLike MindState Slam
Echoverse Poetry Slam [my apologies if, in fact, the Echoverse is sending a team this year, and about damn time]
Second Tuesday Slam
Slam Nahuatl
Writing Wrongs Poetry Slam [clever, yo]
Eclectic Truth Poetry Slam
Respect Da Mic
Soapboxing
IAO Wayward Slam
Downtown Slam @ Fair Trade Cafe
The Stage [seriously? Isn't that like having your poet name include "The Poet"? Oh, wait...]
Life Sentence Slam
The Fuze
Art Amok

and this isn't even including the one I've been around long enough to recognize but that outsiders wouldn't, like:

Slam Nuba
Neo Soul
Cantab
Puro Slam
Mental Graffiti
Loser Slam
Lizzard Lounge Poetry Slam [sic: the extra z is for extra poetz]
Flagslam
Nuyorican Poets Cafe
Urbana
Writer's Block
Mercury Cafe

I mean, all joking aside, seriously: are these how the teams are gonna be named in the program?

How is average Joe Audience Member off the street gonna know which city the teams are from? Is that not gonna be a factor in his picking what bout he wants to see? I know it was for me, my first couple (non-competing) years.

This is fucked up, yo, and it just plays into my thing about how NPS is being run more and more like a convention for the poets rather than a show for the audience, and I do not think that is a wise decision.
 
 
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15 July 2009 @ 09:00 pm
Here is the full bout draw for NPS '09

knock yourselves out, kids.
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 04:20 pm
By [info]yezida-I may add this to my hour-long Daily Practice I must start doing again  
After the last Pantheacon, I received requests to post this prayer and never got around to it. Here it is:

Prayer to our own Godhood

Beautiful rose,
keep me from ignorance.
May I learn silence as well as speech,
depth as well as height,
freedom as well as restraint,
stillness as well as movement,
reason as well as joy.
May I walk firmly and
come into full possession of myself.
Through the guidance of the ancestors
and in the company of the Gods,
may I know myself and manifest my work.
May God Herself be seen,
a reflection in my eyes.




[My only request is that if you pass it on, please attribute it. Last time I posted it here, it got put into a rosary by someone - which is nice - without attribution- which is not nice. I discovered it when one of my students opened up her notebook and showed me this cool prayer she'd gotten. Anything written in my blog without attribution, has been written by me.]
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 04:01 pm
Is starting to resemble South American politics of the '70's...
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 06:32 pm

 



Looking to Mythology and Legend: Join poet Dave Keali’i: The goal of this workshop is to utilize the rich tradition of world mythology and legend in poetry. While Greek and Roman mythology is a vast mine, there is a whole world out there that can be explored. Participants are encouraged to keep an open mind and respectfully consider what other pantheons, archetypes and legend may be discovered.

The second workshop meets on Sunday July 19 from  2-4PM and will specifically look at different pantheons to see what participants can come up with. In other words, think outside the Parthenon.

These programs are supported in part by a grant from the Worcester Cultural Commission, a local agency which is supported by the Massachusetts Cultural Council, a state agency, as well as Ballard Street Poetry Journal and Worcester County Poetry Association.

All workshops are free w/a suggested donation of $3-5.
This series is held at the Worcester County Poetry Association
1 Ekman Street, Quinsigamond Village, Worcester.
To register e-mail editor@ballardstreetpoetryjournal.com
Heather J. Macpherson, Editor
Ballard Street Poetry Journal
http://www.ballardstreetpoetryjournal.com





Bio: for the last 7 years Dave has been a part of the Massachusetts poetry scene, writing and reading his own work. He has spent 5 of those years as the co-host of two poetry readings. His poems have appeared in  Ballard Street Poetry Journal, The November 3rd Club, Breadcrumb Scabs and are forthcoming in ‘Oiwi: A Native Hawaiian Journal and Mythium: Literary Journal. He is rumored to have gained political control over the islands of Tuvalu, Rarotonga, and Raiatea. He has yet to deny or confirm such claims.

 

 

 



Looking to Mythology and Legend: Join poet Dave Keali’i: The goal of this workshop is to utilize the rich tradition of world mythology and legend in poetry. While Greek and Roman mythology is a vast mine, there is a whole world out there that can be explored. Participants are encouraged to keep an open mind and respectfuly consider what other pantheons, archetypes and legend may be discovered.

The second workshop meets on Sunday July 19 from  2-4PM and will specifically look at different pantheons to see what participants can come up with. In other words, think outside the Parthenon.

These programs are supported in part by a grant from the Worcester Cultural Commission, a local agency which is supported by the Massachusetts Cultural Council, a state agency, as well as Ballard Street Poetry Journal and Worcester County Poetry Association.

All workshops are free w/a suggested donation of $3-5.
This series is held at the Worcester County Poetry Association
1 Ekman Street, Quinsigamond Village, Worcester.
To register e-mail editor@ballardstreetpoetryjournal.com
Heather J. Macpherson, Editor
Ballard Street Poetry Journal
http://www.ballardstreetpoetryjournal.com





Bio: for the last 7 years Dave has been a part of the Massachusetts poetry scene, writing and reading his own work. He has spent 5 of those years as the co-host of two poetry readings. His poems have appeared in  Ballard Street Poetry Journal, The November 3rd Club, Breadcrumb Scabs and are forthcoming in ‘Oiwi: A Native Hawaiian Journal and Mythium: Literary Journal. He is rumored to have gained political control over the islands of Tuvalu, Rarotonga, and Raiatea. He has yet to deny or confirm such claims.

 
 
15 July 2009 @ 09:14 am
Calling all Arizona, New Mexico, Las Vegas LJers, hide your husbands, we might be coming to town!

We finally settled on what we're doing for our Big Trip 2009--or at the very least, we sat down and planned out the rough strokes of our vacation.

What had started as a "oooh, let's go to New Orleans for Southern Decadence / Guild Meetup" ran into reality. Racing across the country in an RV for four days in New Orleans, and then racing back to California before my vacation runs out isn't a vacation. So, little by little, we negotiated our trip down to something more leisurely: A trip only as far as Arizona (maybe New Mexico), with a lot more wiggle room.

So far we've booked the beginning of the trip (2 nights in Anaheim), and the middle (Grand Canyon), and we plan to hit Arizona, maybe some New Mexico, a eensy bit of Colorado (Mesa Verde)

The itinerary )

Next year, I definitely want to do the Taint Meetup, but I think I'll try to convince Erik to fly wherever it is, even if it does mean leaving Missy home for a long weekend.
 
 
Why do I think this and this was Geithner, Summers and Bernanke's secret backup plan?
 
 
Cod baked in a yogurt sauceFinally back from my 3 Weddings and Poetry Tour vacation. We had a blast, an exhausting blast, and are now settling back into much beloved New York Life. This also means more Indian food!

For our first Friday back in town we didn't want to do anything too fancy. The recipe for Haddock (though we used cod) Baked in a Yogurt Sauce was as simple as could be.

Slice up onions and scatter around the bottom of the pan.
Put pieces of fish on top of onions in a single layer.
Mix spices and oil into yogurt.
Pour yogurt over fish.
Bake at 350 for half an hour.

Pull out the fish and add the yogurt/sauce/mush to a sauce pan. Heat it until it boils.
Turn off the hear and drop in a few tablespoons of butter.
Pour the whole thing back over the fish.

Tadda! Dinner.

The fish was very tasty and still held up the next day. I definitely recommend serving this over rice, as there was a ton of extra sauce. It was more like a fish curry.

I also served the fish with some leftover mango salsa I had. The cool, crunch, spicy salsa worked really well with the creaminess of the fish.

Tonight I think I'm going to try mushroom poullau. That is, if I can remember to stop and buy some mushrooms. I wonder how close this dish is to peylau, the Trinidadian rice dish...

...will let you know soon.
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15 July 2009 @ 02:01 pm
stagnant has been the theme of the last month. it's time to be done with that.
 
 
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 12:27 pm
Salon manages to capture the absurdity of the Sotomayor confirmation hearings:

Form Salon:

UPDATE, 11:40 a.m. EDT:

We've just learned two things here in the hearing room: number one, Sonia Sotomayor would not be permitted -- under New York state law, at least -- to go get a gun during the next break and shoot Sen. Tom Coburn; and number two, if she did, Coburn might deserve it.

Once the Oklahoma Republican let his questions ramble from abortion to gun control, he started pestering Sotomayor about whether the Constitution allows people to defend themselves if they're under attack. "I think that's what American people want to hear, Your Honor, is they want to know, do they have a right to personal self-defense?" he asked.

That led Sotomayor into an explanation of her understanding of New York's self-defense laws. "Under New York law, if you're being threatened with eminent death or very serious injury, you can use force to repel that, and that would be legal," she said. "The question that would come up, and does come up before juries and judges, is how eminent is the threat."

And then the exchange got weird:

SOTOMAYOR: If the threat was in this room, "I'm going to come get you," and you go home and get -- or I go home. I don't want to suggest I am, by the way. Please, I'm not -- I don't want anybody to misunderstand what I'm trying to say. If I go home, get a gun, come back and shoot you, that may not be legal under New York law because you would have alternative ways to defend...

COBURN (channeling "I Love Lucy"): You'll have lots of 'splainin' to do.

Strictly speaking, of course, Ricky Ricardo (and Desi Arnaz, the actor who played him) was Cuban, not Puerto Rican, as Sotomayor is. But still. You'd think the GOP would want to avoid invoking old-fashioned stereotypes of Latinos during the confirmation hearings for the first Latina Supreme Court nominee. Then again, the main Republican strategy for not alienating Latino voters during the hearings seems to be to constantly bring up Miguel Estrada, a conservative whose nomination to be a federal appeals judge was blocked a few years ago, as if to say, "Look -- we like some of you!" So maybe the Ricky Ricardo moment was inevitable.

At any rate, Sotomayor skipped right past it. "I'd be in a lot of trouble" if she shot Coburn, she said. "But I couldn't do that under a definition of self-defense."

 
 
15 July 2009 @ 11:33 am
Thanks to Google Alerts, I can now confirm that a poem I wrote about my worstest, most painful bout of unrequited love is currently available as a ringtone!

http://beemp3.com/index.php?q=Cristin+O%27Keefe+Aptowicz&st=artist

And for only 15 cents for the "legal" download too! Nice!

Well, now I know where to go if I want to a ringtone to remind me to never stop crying!

Ah, technology!
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 06:26 pm
If I get served desert with a spoon instead of a nice small fork one more time, I will shove that offensive ugly piece of cutlery up the waiter/tress' stank ass, scoop up a generous dose of poo and give them a Dirty Sanchez.



My analyst, um... ok psychiatrist, says I have a lot of anger inside of me. The true genius that he is.
Anger or not, I require a fork, fucktard.
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15 July 2009 @ 10:57 am
I thought I'd share the invitation I made for our upcoming party!

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I thought I'd also share my Summer jam! I can't stop listening to this song!


Summer is fun!
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 03:02 pm


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15 July 2009 @ 08:00 am

Originally published at x-post from loudpoet.com. Please leave any comments there.

2009 National Poetry Slam

2009 National Poetry Slam

Eleven years ago next month, in Austin, TX, I took one of the most life-changing thrill rides ever when I attended my first National Poetry Slam, as a member of the 1998 team representing the Nuyorican Poets Café that would go on to become their first (and still only) team to win the Championship. The victory itself was amazing, but what really struck me and lasted much, much longer was the diverse community of poets in attendance, and their passion for the event that brought them together every Summer.

The competition was fierce, and there were some who took it way too seriously (myself included!), but late at night, after all of the bouts were done and people gathered in groups of old and new friends to talk, drink and trade poems, the true spirit of the slam always shone through: “It’s not about the points, it’s about the poetry.”

I came back from that first NPS inspired and on a mission, and in September of 1998 added a regular slam series to my fledgling reading series, a little bit louder, and the rest is history.

Literally.

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